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Charlie Lives!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

Genre: Comedy, Romance
Starring: Jon Cryer (Alan Harper), Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper), Conchata Ferrell (Berta), Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper), Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper), Ashton Kutcher (Walden Schmidt)
Country: USA
Year: 2003-2015
Score: 71 %

List of episodes

1. series:

  • (1) Pilot Watch
  • (2) Big Flappy Bastards Watch
  • (3) Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Watch
  • (4) If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Watch
  • (8) Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Watch
  • (9) Phase One, Complete Watch
  • (11) Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Watch
  • (12) Camel Filters and Pheromones Watch
  • (15) Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Watch
  • (16) That Was Saliva, Alan Watch
  • (17) Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Watch
  • (18) An Old Flame with a New Wick Watch
  • (20) Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Watch
  • (21) No Sniffing, No Wowing Watch
  • (22) My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Watch
  • (23) Just Like Buffalo Watch

2. series:

  • (1) Back Off Mary Poppins Watch
  • (2) Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Watch
  • (3) A Bag Full of Jawea Watch
  • (5) Bad News from the Clinic Watch
  • (7) A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Watch
  • (8) Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Watch
  • (9) Yes, Monsignor Watch
  • (10) The Salmon Under My Sweater Watch
  • (11) Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Watch
  • (12) A Lung Full of Alan Watch
  • (13) Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów Watch
  • (14) Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Watch
  • (18) It Was Mame, Mom Watch
  • (19) A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Watch
  • (20) I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Watch
  • (21) A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Watch
  • (22) That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Watch
  • (23) Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Watch

3. series:

  • (2) Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Watch
  • (3) Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Watch
  • (4) Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Watch
  • (5) We Called It Mr. Pinky Watch
  • (6) Hi, Mr. Horned One Watch
  • (7) Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Watch
  • (8) That Voodoo That I Do Do Watch
  • (9) Madame and Her Special Friend Watch
  • (11) Santa's Village of the Damned Watch
  • (14) Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Watch
  • (16) Ergo, the Booty Call Watch
  • (17) The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer Watch
  • (18) The Spit-Covered Cobbler Watch
  • (20) Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Watch
  • (21) And the Plot Moistens Watch
  • (22) Just Once with Aunt Sophie Watch
  • (23) Arguments for the Quickie Watch

4. series:

  • (1) Working for Caligula Watch
  • (2) Who's Vod Kanockers Watch
  • (3) The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Watch
  • (6) Apologies for the Frivolity Watch
  • (7) Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Watch
  • (8) Release the Dogs Watch
  • (9) Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Watch
  • (10) Kissing Abraham Lincoln Watch
  • (13) Don't Worry, Speed Racer Watch
  • (15) My Damn Stalker Watch
  • (16) Young People Have Phlegm Too Watch
  • (17) I Merely Slept with a Commie Watch
  • (20) Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Watch
  • (21) Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Watch
  • (23) Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Watch
  • (24) Prostitutes and Gelato Watch

5. series:

  • (2) Media Room Slash Dungeon Watch
  • (3) Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Watch
  • (4) City of Great Racks Watch
  • (6) Help Daddy Find His Toenail Watch
  • (7) Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room Watch
  • (8) Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Watch
  • (9) Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids Watch
  • (10) Kinda Like Necrophilia Watch
  • (11) Meander to Your Dander Watch
  • (13) The Soil is Moist Watch
  • (18) If My Hole Could Talk Watch
  • (19) Waiting for the Right Snapper Watch

6. series:

  • (1) Taterhead Is Our Love Child Watch
  • (3) Damn You, Eggs Benedict Watch
  • (4) The Flavin' and the Mavin' Watch
  • (5) A Jock Strap in Hell Watch
  • (6) It's Always Nazi Week Watch
  • (8) Pinocchio's Mouth Watch
  • (11) The Devil's Lube Watch
  • (12) Thank God for Scoliosis Watch
  • (15) I'd Like to Start with the Cat Watch
  • (16) She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime Watch
  • (17) The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? Watch
  • (18) My Son's Enormous Head Watch
  • (19) The Two Finger Rule Watch
  • (20) Hello, I am Alan Cousteau Watch
  • (21) Above Exalted Cyclops Watch
  • (22) Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Watch
  • (24) Baseball Was Better with Steroids Watch

7. series:

  • (1) 818-jklpuzo Watch
  • (2) Whipped Unto the Third Generation Watch
  • (3) Mmm, Fish. Yum. Watch
  • (4) Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Watch
  • (6) Give Me Your Thumb Watch
  • (8) Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Watch
  • (10) That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' Watch
  • (11) Warning, It's Dirty Watch
  • (12) Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Watch
  • (13) Yay, No Polyps Watch
  • (15) Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Watch
  • (16) Tinkle Like a Princess Watch
  • (17) I Found Your Moustache Watch
  • (18) Ixnay on the Oggie Day Watch
  • (19) Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Watch
  • (20) I Called Him Magoo Watch
  • (22) This Is Not Gonna End Well Watch

8. series:

  • (2) A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Watch
  • (4) Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Watch
  • (5) The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Watch
  • (6) Twanging Your Magic Clanger Watch
  • (7) The Crazy Bitch Gazette Watch
  • (9) A Good Time in Central Africa Watch
  • (10) Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Watch
  • (11) Dead from the Waist Down Watch
  • (12) Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Watch
  • (13) Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Watch
  • (14) Lookin' for Japanese Subs Watch
  • (16) That Darn Priest Watch

9. series:

10. series:

  • (1) I Changed My Mind About the Milk Watch
  • (2) A Big Bag of Dog Watch
  • (3) Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Watch
  • (5) That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam Watch
  • (6) Ferrets, Attack! Watch
  • (7) Avoid the Chinese Mustard Watch
  • (8) Something My Gynecologist Said Watch
  • (9) I Scream When I Pee Watch
  • (10) One Nut Johnson Watch
  • (11) Give Santa a Tail-Hole Watch
  • (12) Welcome to Alancrest Watch
  • (13) Grab a Feather and Get in Line Watch
  • (14) Run, Steven Staven! Run! Watch
  • (15) Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Watch
  • (16) Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Watch
  • (17) Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Watch
  • (18) The 9:04 from Pemberton Watch
  • (21) Another Night with Neil Diamond Watch
  • (22) My Bodacious Vidalia Watch
  • (23) Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped Watch

11. series:

  • (1) Nangnangnangnang Watch
  • (2) I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Watch
  • (3) This Unblessed Biscuit Watch
  • (4) Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Watch
  • (5) Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Watch
  • (6) Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Watch
  • (7) Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Watch
  • (8) Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Watch
  • (9) Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Watch
  • (10) On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Watch
  • (11) Tazed in the Lady Nuts Watch
  • (12) Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Watch
  • (13) Bite me, Supreme Court Watch
  • (14) Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe Watch
  • (15) Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Watch
  • (16) How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Watch
  • (17) Welcome Home, Jake Watch
  • (18) West Side Story Watch
  • (19) Lan mao shi zai wuding shang Watch
  • (20) Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Watch
  • (21) Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot Watch
  • (22) Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Watch

12. series:

  • (1) The Ol' Mexican Spinach Watch
  • (2) A Chic Bar in Ibiza Watch
  • (3) Glamping in a Yurt Watch
  • (4) Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Watch
  • (5) Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Watch
  • (6) Alan Shot a Little Girl Watch
  • (7) Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Watch
  • (8) Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Watch
  • (9) Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Watch
  • (10) Here I Come, Pants! Watch
  • (11) For Whom the Booty Calls Watch
  • (13) Boompa Loved His Hookers Watch
  • (14) Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Watch

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